castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
JDHGFJ IT’S BACK
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24 May 2013 / Reblogged from consultingdetectivesherlockh with 293,636 notes
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
24 May 2013 / Reblogged from straighttrippin816 with 63,649 notes
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
24 May 2013 / Reblogged from 1ibertine with 11,741 notes
ordering starbucks gives me anxiety
I LITERALLY JUST ORDERED STARBUCKS AND THE LADY ASKED ME IF I WANTED WHIPPED CREAM AND I SAID GRANDE OMFG
24 May 2013 / Reblogged from consultingdetectivesherlockh with 307 notes
Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
24 May 2013 / Reblogged from consultingdetectivesherlockh with 6,275 notes
DO YOU EVER CAS SO MUCH YOU DEAN BUT THEN YOU DEAN SO MUCH YOU SAM
It’s sad that this makes sense
24 May 2013 / Reblogged from consultingdetectivesherlockh with 5,695 notes
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
24 May 2013 / Reblogged from consultingdetectivesherlockh with 36,590 notes
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